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Friday, 30 December 2016

Golfers and Cialis

When watching the Golfchannel, especially the commercials, I've reached the conclusion that golfers must be the most gullible bunch of guys, suffering from erectile dysfunction, that you can find.

If we aren't buying golf clubs, gyzmos, and videos "guaranteed" to make us hit it thirty yards longer or take 10 strokes off our games, we are apparently buying Cialis by the case, despite the fact that it doesn't come with any guarantee--just a warning about four-hour erections.

There is only one thing that is almost certain to make any of us better players, and that is practising your short game. Most of us don't really need new clubs, videos, or lessons. We need to find a practice green--hopefully with a bunker or two--and chip, pitch and putt from various lies and distances. It all comes down to the short game in the end.

As for the Cialis--I haven't tried it. But, if it guaranteed me twenty more yards off the tee, I just might.